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The Plan!

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect plan.  What we need now is for our UN
Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace.  So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past & present.  You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,
Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines.  They don't want us there. 
We would station troops at our borders.  No one allowed sneaking through holes
in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. 
We'll give them a free trip home.  After 90 days the remainder will be gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.  They're
illegal!!!  France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!!  No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in.
 If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here.  Asylum
would never be available to anyone.  We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21.  The older ones are the bombers.  If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. 
This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.  The caribou will have to
cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
oil.  If they don't like it, we go some place else.  They can go somewhere else
to sell their production.  (About a week of the wells filling up the storage
sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere."  They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need.  Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to
the army.  The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.  We don't need
the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.  That way, no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.  The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your
huddled masses.'  She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece
of me?'  "

If you agree with the above, email it to all your friends or put it on your
website or whatever.