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The Book

Our crazy list of funny things people said.

This is The Book's permanent and final home.

it only has four lettorz

 - Scott

Michael i need to that book

 - Scott

How was KISS concert

 - Scott (http://www.peak15.org/misc/kerrys-car.jpg)

she speaks hispanic fluently

 - Scott

it'll help you really good

 - Scott

Its at like 6:00 O'Clock AM in the morning.

 - Scott

i was just i mean im Sick

 - Scott

There is an epic twist in that song on Audioturn.

 - Twilight

I woke up this ,ornig

 - Summer

That are show choir moves.

 - Scott

The clouds are not cloudy all day!

 - Scott

I ate an illegal McChicken.

 - Scott

tarantical

 - Kerry

bazuko

 - Kerry

I'm going to do homework in between grug drowing business.

 - Twilight

Sometimes I do things Girls

 - Scott

I SHould be Aloud to Think

 - Michael

By tomorrow did u go to school

 - Scott

She was having cancer.

 - Scott

No, we are not accepting people like you for the job "SEVER ADMINISTRATION" at this moment. If you would like to reapply at a later time please feel free to.

 - Kerry

Wait a minute, why is it in a different language?

 - Lisa Rowland

The flowers have trees on them

 - Scott

Want to play Skype?

 - Michael

I don't know if I even have that many socks!!!

 - Kerry

so that way everyone pats like $1

 - Kerry

It's like a rave with guns

 - Michael

It's going to be moss pocked

 - Scott

I don't think it's the fort porwarding

 - Para0001

Quick, put on your secretary goggles

 - AJ

Well Summer I stil havent aten since last night when i said IM HUNGARY

 - Scott

AJ is getting his Hairs Cut

 - Scott

i just ate a candy bad and there was nothing on it in English

 - Scott

Well I dont have school tomorrow so i better get ready for school

 - Scott

u think i should ass this to the list too?

 - Summer

My only remembery of the movie is...

 - Online AJ

This ham tastes different than normal broccoli!

 - Summer

I Cheesey 80s one

 - Kerry

Every turner you corn

 - Scottish AJ

who der

 - Scott

why am I do Arragent

 - Scott

but i dont really do are stuff to much anymore

 - Kerry

have you ever tried making mayonnaise by hand?!

 - Beth

Black people are no longer necessary

 - Kerry

Dude you better not like telnet, or SSH, or BBQ into my computer as a prank.

 - Kerry

It hurts when I bleed, WOLOLO!

 - Mastermarine / Kerry

You PINNED our BABY!?!?

 - Leslie Rhodus

High velocity turd based fart

 - Kerry

Now days you can't find any chamo

 - Para0001 (in reference to the combination of the words cheap and ammo)

I will relat the message

 - Michael

Live, laugh, tube.

 - Amber

Wait do you mean my hole?

 - Beth

You pulled me away from stargate to look at condoms?!

 - Anthony

taco bell is like a pheonix, it dies and then comes back from the wreckage

 - Nathan Squire

Dude, these coconut brownies taste really weird. ... There's no coconut in them?? THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG.

 - Michael Craft

I feel like my head could peel apart. You know what I mean?

 - Nathan Squire

ah-snay-uzd

 - Nathan Squire

What would you do if when you hit that light it exploded into sharks?

 - Nathan Squire

Unseal the hashed cusket!

 - Nathan Squire (in reference to Unsealing the Hushed Casket)

Nathan, you're not a bat. You're an owl.

 - Brent Firsich

This is the AIR FORCE, you can't just go and build something that flies!!

 - Dr. Rob Williams (referring to the intense amount of prerequisite paperwork required for safety issues)

Where did the old book go?

 - Kerry (after seeing The Book 2.0)

Retard to the Extreme.™

 - Para0001

No individual part of your body should weigh 200 pounds.®

 - Para0001

If you need three seats, maybe you should go on a diet or something.®®

 - Para0001